2
People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire
room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and
change the channel manually.
3
When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".
Dang right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4
When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do
people do this? Who and where are they?
5
When
people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I
paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.
6
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me
a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7.
When
something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,
then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8
When
people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest
thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
9
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?