In a
crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman wearing a tight
mini skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get
on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come
up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a
quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a
little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She
tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more
embarrassed, she onceagain reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more,
and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she
could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step. About this
time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the
waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and
turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I
don't even know who you are!" The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am,
normally I would agree with you, but
after you unzipped my fly three times, I kind 'a figured we was friends